‘Big Black & Ugly As Ever’: 3 Lessons From Biggie Smalls On How To Score The Girl Of Your Dreams

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Throw your hands in the air if you’re a true player. Although ‘big black and ugly as ever;’ the disposition of the Notorious B.I.G. still aligned him with the baddest chicks: Kimberly Jones (Lil Kim), Faith Evans, and if you didn’t know, Tiffany Lane (Charlie Baltimore). Presumably, it was because his words were hypnotizing and his ways were flashy. Either way, his persona held a certain air that attracted beautiful women like how Beyonce attracts Kanye. Love will make you do crazy things, and if you’re ready to ask out that special lady you never thought you had a chance with, the answers are here my friend. Get ready to embody your inner Biggie Smalls and have the ladies rubbing their titt*** as if they love ________ (insert your name here), maybe—or may not, but it’s still worth a try.

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They may be simple lessons to follow, but it is clear Biggie Smalls had them down pack. And if you follow them, and you finally approach that girl you’ve had your eye on, you just may get yourself a new girlfriend—or is cuffing season over? #LongLiveBiggieSmalls

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