On Sunday (Feb. 1), Hart posted an instagram picture of himself wearing a sleeveless leather shirt and dark jeans. Well Drake and Meek felt the need to hate on the comedian and crack some jokes. The rappers separately reposted the photo of Kevin on their Instagram accounts with captions and hashtags that (comically) hit below the belt.
Naturally, Hart retaliated within hours by posting a video declaring war against the two rappers and also promising them that they have committed social suicide. He posted older pictures of Drake and Meek Mill with captions that made their captions no match for his captions. Did we lose you?
Check out Hart’s Instagram tangent below.
@champagnepapi @meekmill & @lilduval …..its on biiitttcchheeessss . You all have just committed social media suicide #WAR #YallDoneFuckedUp #BeAfraid A video posted by kevinhart4real (@kevinhart4real) on
Y’all done fucked up…. My first victim is @marlonwayans ….Your face looks like one of the Footballs that Tom Brady let the air out of. You could of played “Whitney Houston” in her Biopic….If a “Black & Mild” cigar came to life it would look like you….Lick your lips before you take a picture this close!!!! Why do u have 3 different grades of hair on your face???? You look like a monkey that the government runs test on!!!! What’s that WHITE shit in the corner of your mouth??? Wipe your corners at all time….your the “Wayan” that the family is ashamed of….they have meetings about you behind your back!!! You look like a Lenny kravitz starter Kit!!!! Boooooom Bittttccchhhhh ….@meekmill & @champagnepapi & @lilduval are fucking next!!!! Be afraid #ThisIsWhatiDo #WarHasBeenDeclared A photo posted by kevinhart4real (@kevinhart4real) on
Holy moly donut shop….Awwww shit. I’m about to expose my good friend @meekmill ….nobody knows this but he’s had plastic surgery done to his face. This can’t be the same guy….His face looks like a chopped & screwed mixtape…..this mans front teeth look like a pair of white Jordan 11’s….This picture should be in a dictionary next to the word “DirtyNigga” …..He’s making a face that clearly shows that he has bad body odor!!!! This is a real life “I eat ass face”…..I will bet all of my money that his hair smelled like mildew back then!!!! Wait a minute I just realized that this is a picture of a flat chested young black woman!!!! Boooooom Biiiittttcccchhhhh #WarHasBeenDeclared #ThisIsWhatiDo
Next up is @lilduval …..What in the “Ying Yang Twin” is going on here???? This man looks like a bad built Vietnamese Boy!!!! His head is way to big for his body!!! He looks like a dirty neighborhood pit bull in the face. I will bet my life that he was the guy that was selling stolen cable…. What level of “Cooning” were you trying to reach in this picture….This looks like a Ad for one of those cheap commercials where the guy is telling you to buy a TV because his prices are CRAZY….u look like a Bass Fish that somebody caught in a competition….Boooooom Biiiitttcccchhhhh #WarHasBeenDeclared #ThisIsWhatiDo A photo posted by kevinhart4real (@kevinhart4real) on
Jesus Christ…..where in the hell do I start???? Why is @champagnepapi in a bathtub with a hookah???? Who said that this shot would be great for UR career. Is this a Canadian thing??? This looks like a “Sex Hotline” add….I bet the bubbles were your idea. This looks like a Lionel Ritchie album cover….what in the hell are you staring at??? This is truly your “WORST BEHAVIOR” you just went 0 to 100 real quick with this dumbass picture….Holy shit Drake looks like the type of guy that would drink his own bathwater…..in his voice “It taste like cucumber melon” …..u look like a light skin Gerald Levert with that dumbass beard!!!! I hate it….I demand that you lose that beard ASAP. Boooooom Biiiitttccccchhhh #WarHasBeenDeclared #ThisIsWhatiDo
I wonder who will have the last laugh?