Next on World’s Dumbest Criminal is 50-year-old John Balmer from Florida who was arrested for the possession of marijuana and meth in a Walmart while wearing an oh-so-fashionable “I Have Drugs” shirt. According to the arrest report, Mr. Balmer was standing online when he spotted law enforcement and panicked. He then tried to get rid of his bag of drugs by passing them off to the customer standing in line behind him. When they didn’t take them (how shocking), he placed them on the floor. Of course this is a little out of the ordinary so cops approached him and workers told cops about the bag.
May I suggest a sweatshirt next time?