So Thotful: 19 Disrespectful Rap Songs That Are Actually Really Sweet

Ja Rule and J Lo

J.Lo & Ja Rule - "I'm Real"

What better way to say “I love you” than with a little bass in your voice? Ladies love the bass. Or, if anything like The Weeknd, offering a seat…on his face. Ladies love taking seats…on faces of course.

The real MVP here is Ja Rule though, often calling women b*tches in the same sentence he uses to declare his love. The thing about the word “b*tch” is that, in the hood, it’s actually a term of endearment. For example, Biggie’s “Me & My B*tch” just means “Me & My #1.”

The language of love is universal and while my idea of romance may not be yours, at the end of the day it really all means the same thing. It’s time to open your eyes, ears and heart to a different dialect. Allow me to help you understand love from a new point of view. Thank me later—no Drake intended.